Saturday, November 19, 2011

Breaking Dawn is Breaking Down

Well, for starters, in my humble, yet vampire obsessed opinion, "Breaking Dawn" was a really good movie (for what it is mind you). That being said, it was definitely better than the last three films, especially if you take Jasper's hair into account. Taylor Lautner did a great job of portraying Jacob's mixed bag of emotions while Rob Pattinson pulls off a pretty good vampire in shock. And giddy up can we say that Kristin Stewart actually acted in this one? Yes we can. I offended a lady at the movie the other night after commenting that Bella looked like a Stepford wife in all the advertising and that I hoped she did a better job in this one. She actually got up and moved two seats down from me! The movie was shot well and the screenwriters actually stuck to the book with this movie, except for one scene, but it worked. Oh well.....anyway.

If you are a Twihard mom in her forties who likes to lust after men half your age, this movie is for you! Taylor takes off his shirt...again and we also get to see Rob (Whoot! Whoot!) in swim trunks.

If you are a Twihard teen that believes a real Edward is out there with all the money and love in the world to take away your problems and has the ability to make you live forever, I have a newsflash for you...get used to disappointment! No man on planet Earth is EVER going to live up to Edward's level of adoration for Bella, however, this movie is for you...apparently.

So enjoy the movie and like me go see it few more times, buy the DVD when it comes out, and curse the film maker that decided it would be a good idea to wait a year to release the last movie. Until then, enjoy Damon Salvatore every Thursday night on the CW!

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